I gotta tell ya a cute “
distressing” story.
A dealer friend of long ago had purchased a meat “chopping” block and because it looked “too new” to bring big bucks he decided it needed “distressing”. So, the 1st thing he did was turn it upside down, …. tied a rope to it, ….. and to his car, …. and drug it up n’ down the concrete roadway ….. until it looked like it had been “well used”.
Next he started trying different “stains” on the top surface to get the “patina” just right, but nothing he tried suited him and he was getting frustrated, and said “Spit on it, I quit”. Well now, his buddy who was helping him, who had a “chaw” of tobacco in his mouth, just up and “spit” a big mouthful of “backer juice” on the top.
My friend said “DON’T DO THAT” as he was wiping the “spit” off, ….. and he paused, …. and he looked ……. and he said …. “
Do it again, do it again”.
And that’s how that “chopping” block got its instant “patina” applied.