We have a sayin up here in Scotland...thems wa come fae Newcastle...are jist Scotsman wi there heids kicked in...and them that come fae a bit further sooth like Yorkshire....well there something different a the gither....and if yer wantin tae gae oot fur a bevvy...then sty away fae thon Tetley pish...yer better drinkin the wee Dumps...or Barley wine as its called doon there,...but if ye gang up tae the hills,an dales aroond..Skipton way...then ye,d better tak a dictionary wi ya,cause ye,ll never unnerstan wit there sayin.....and I know what i,m talking about,as i used to go to Giggleswick every year...as a good friend of mine...used to live there...me and my mate Ian would get a bus to Leeds, then from Leeds to Keighley and get off at Giggleswick....and the first time we went down...we got the right bus...and it stopped at Skipton for a 10/15min break....just enough time for a cup of stewed tea and a bacon butty....when we came out of the cafe...the bloody bus was gone LOL!...with our bags and the rest of our money...we ran to the Police station....and told the Bobby that was there ,what had happened...and asked him, could he jump in his Panda car and go after the bus...
He looked at us,as if we had twa heids each...and said...A Panda car?...nae Panda,s here lad...i,ve only got me pushbike....
we eventually got to Giggleswick and phoned the bus company...and we got our bags back when the bus came by the next day.....those were the days....my friend....we thought they,d never end!