Having worked along side Texans I know what you mean...I could tell you a story or two....but...I would,nt want to be responsable...for your toes curling....They remind me of a Scotsman when he,s having a good time.....Full of Bullshit....
....I once got one decked...by feeding him Green Cookachoos,..he had made the fatal mistake of telling me that he could drink me under the table..so I took him up on it...he gave me my choice...I chose...Green Chatreuse,...He asked what,s that....I told hime it was made by Monks,.after pouring a 3 finger shot, I lit mine up, .."he laughed and said that was for pussy,s"..and proceeded to take it the way it came,straight from the bottle,.he was on his arse after 4 shots......Afterwar
ds he asked me, how was i able to stay upright...I told him..the secret,...by putting a flame to the spirit, I burned off some of the alcohol,...which reduced its proof dramatically...as it is a 96proof spirit....He then said to me...You,re worth a Watching....then we proceeded to drink again....but this time, he took it my way....
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