Here,s a wee cracker faur yous yie can expect this kinda language if yie ever see a Weegie and an Edinbugger....the gither...which ..i hasten to add will probably be niver..cos they canna stand each ither....
Pissed as newts two drunks get thrown out of the pub into the Edinburgh Grass Market - one Weegie one Edinbugger, and hanging on to each other they just make it to gutter for a communal throw up when one of them spots an old metal pot dropped by one of the many Antique dealers there abouts.
Curiosity got the better of them so the Weegie gives it a good rub to see if it might be worth a pound or two only to stagger back when a Genie pops out.
The Genie looks at them in disgust and says, "all right you worthless drunken sods you can have one wish each" Ever the gentleman the Weegie turns to the Edinbugger and says " you can gang furst big man" after a moment to think about it the Edinbugger's guddled brain lights up and he says, "I want a great big stane wall 10 feet high built all the way round Edinburgh to keep they we drunken keelies frae Glasgae oot ma toon"
The Genie says "done laddie and what do you want you wee Glasgae bouchle" For a while there was silence and then the Weegies face lit up, " a want yous tae fill it right tae the top wi watter and droon a the gadgies
