Lol, yeah i hear you but no, Holland is not a country. It is a bit confusing, there is a north & south Holland but both are provinces in the nation of Netherlands. Hey, they are all square heads to me and speak german! so i say whats the diff but to them, it's not all clogs, windmills & tulips. Although i hear they still make those wooden clogs for the tourists!
The official language is Dutch,a West Germanic, Low Franconian language (whatever that is) that originated in the Early Middle Ages (c. 470) and was standardised in the 16th century. Most people there speak 3 languages, dutch, german & english.