Wayward, I laughed out loud!!! Love the humor in this group!
deadsled, does it have any indications where it was made? On my trip to S Korea we stayed in a Hilton. Our room had a wooden box next to the luggage rack - under the clothes hangers. There was a sign similar (not the same) to the one you have, attached to the lid. And yep....inside were masks in case of nuclear fallout or whatever in the event of an attack from N Korea.